Our trip up to Iron River for Nate/Sara's wedding last month turned into quite the adventure. In the end, we limped away w/our tails between our legs. Basically, Iron River kicked our asses.
THE SCOREBOARD:
1. Before we even left, I forgot the directions at my office. POINT - Iron River
2. On the way up there, we of course got lost and tacked on an extra hour to our drive. POINT - Iron River
3. Finally get to the hotel and check in. Kelly has to go to the Church early because she's doing a reading.
Somehome get lost getting to the church, which we find out later is w/in view of the hotel. POINT - Iron
River
4. During the ceremony, Kelly does a reading and messes up and says 'my bad' in front of everyone. At
least didn't swear. POINT - Iron River
5. We get to the reception and I reach for my phone to check on who won the Kentucky Derby. No
Phone and I think I lost it. I'm pissed and annoyed, but eventually, find it hours later back at the hotel.
POINT - Iron River
6. Find out that I won my $5 derby bet and make $150. POINT - Kelly/Austin
7. Shortly thereafter, I drop the camera on the lens and break it. Totally one of those farcical slow motion
moments where I reach out and almost catch it like 5 times before it drops. There goes all the $ I just
won. POINT - Iron River
8. After the reception we go to some bars. The first bar was a total twilight zone and they looked at us like
like we were very out of place. They said a few rude things and we left immediately. I pissed on the side
of that bar on the way out. POINT - Kelly/Austin
9. Kelly falls on the way back from the bar and we believe loses her glasses at the same time, never to be
found again. - POINT - Iron River
FINAL SCORE: Iron River 7 - Kelly/Austin 2
We got slaughtered.
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